THE MATE WHO CALLS YOUR BULLSHIT
It tells you what to do today.
And laughs at your excuses.
Strength at home, real food, alcohol passes and a daily plan that adapts when life gets messy. No LinkedIn coach. No logging every damn teaspoon.
Phone, tablet or desktop. Your excuses don't need another screen.

LIFE WITH GORDITO
Fewer promises. More screens.
Your day, your meals and the progress you don't always notice. Take a look inside.

01
Your day, minus the debate
A daily plan. And rest that matters, too.

02
Strength, step by step
Clear instructions. A chair is a good start.

03
Actual food. Imagine that.
Practical portions and swaps for what you have.

04
The things that count
Measurements and habits to see how you're doing.

05
Your numbers, clearly
Your progress and consistency, in perspective.

06
A campaign of your own
Your goal, your pace and your next step.
Real screenshots of the mobile app, with example data.